Help! I'm 10 ft tall and I don't like it!?

You should try dunking on me. I'm 20 feet tall. One of my legs is Kobe, the other leg is Lebron. My chest is made up of Steve Nash and Dirk Nowitzki. My arms are Dwight Howard and Chris Paul. My advice is come over to my house (I live in the rafters of the Staples Center) and play a game of HORSE.